I’m the kind of person who would dump a husband of 25 years with 5 kids and 2 grand kids for tossing a dead/alive cockroach at me. Just don’t even.
I can tell that my period is coming because today I missed my mouth while eating so my food fell on the table and then I cried
Last night I dreamt that students were paying the gym teacher who was secretly a zombie to have sex with them but when it came my turn he turned into a book and fell asleep
shout out to those too socially anxious to see a therapist